小时代经典语录话语中的智慧之声

1.本人已不在，有事请烧纸，小事招魂，大事刨坟。没事别再坟前瞎转悠。

2.水至清则无鱼，人至贱则无敌。

3.XXX，你妈喊你回家吃饭……

4.有人生，没人养，有人养，没人教，有人教，没人心，有人心，没人性的东西。

5.你骂我，我不怕，我去北京找我爸，我爸有个大喇叭，吹你一脸大粑粑。

6.你打我，我不怕，我去北京找我爸，我爸拿着机关枪，照你打三枪！

7.你帅你帅，头顶一窝白菜，要吃一根海带。

8.网友惹着我了，就说：“孩子，你该下线了···”

9.G哥俩小,G哥俩好,G哥俩凑钱买冰糕，你吃冰糕G哥吃棍儿，你拉粑粑G哥闻味儿。

10.I叫阿里巴巴身高I米八八看你可怜巴巴给I袋锅巴叫我一声姑。

11.Route afar knows the strength of a horse, and time reveals the complexity of human nature.

12.You scold me, I don't listen; your mom is a white bone witch, with black claws that grab at pant legs.

13.A foolish person cannot be revived.

14.I dislike it; not eating fried noodles will give me hepatitis and send me to the hospital.

15.My head is like a rubber ball; kick it against a skyscraper, and they sell rubber balls in there!

16.I won't go to hell; who wants to go can go themselves.

17.The mountains of Shanxi are high, the waters are clear, and Shanxi's XX loves being charming - with golden hooks for noses, tiger eyes for pupils, old-horse legs added on top - looking at you all charmless!

18.Your mom is a vampire bat; she grabs her pitchforks everywhere! Your dad is Batman; he flies in the sky and crawls on land! Your wife is an explosion chicken wing cook; she grabs her sticks everywhere! And your grandpa is an insect swatter that doesn't bleed when killing insects!

19.Paris Saint-Germain needs someone to ring its bells - just you!

20.High-grade milk powder and high-grade sugar for high-class ladies using their toilets - feeling around my pocket without any paper but find two piles of shit instead.

21.Master Teacher: You should submit to Master Old Monk already.

22.Like my soft footsteps as I approach quietly... Just as I softly leave without making a sound... I'll wave my dagger silently without leaving behind even one living soul.

23.XX's fart shakes heaven and earth so much that it reached Italy where the king was watching a show... He was very satisfied with this smell so sent his soldiers and generals together to let out farts too!

24.Where are you going? Are you going to eat or use the bathroom?

25.A three-year-old child wears new shoes carrying books on their back up to school... The teacher says he's too young carrying books so he runs home from school excitedly saying "it's great!" However running isn't enough then climbing up isn't possible either then getting back home isn’t easy either then heading back home means learning culture painting pictures visiting libraries managing what shouldn’t be managed setting fire burning trains leading them by stone-scissors-paper games popular in Taiyuan calling out dishes while playing clowning around...

26.Holding onto someone else’s hand only makes them look worse crying tears streaming down face yet they refuse to walk away.

27.The house next door flooded yesterday turning your mom into an aquatic turtle bird flying all over...

28.Holding onto someone else’s hand dragging them along if they won’t walk away good shutting doors letting loose dogs.

29.Humans are iron statues steel bars one day not wearing anything gets restless.

30."XXX Mommy" Mahaha washing feet boiling potatoes boiling surface sand inside blankets eating blankets inside relieves gas popcorn exploding!

31."Your Mom..." Egg Mother dying at train station everyone comes see mommy turnip egg!