超甜浪漫高级情话哄女孩子开心的15个绝妙套路

一、叫MM做什么事，MM都说：“你先来呀”

1.我很担忧，未来你生孩子的时候叫我先来该怎么办？

2.女士优先是传统美德，你不也要遵循这个规则吗？

3.chuang上运动，如果我先来了，你会满意吗？（慎用）

二、你吃我的豆腐

1.（把手伸给她）你可以吃回来啊，我这身体可是特别棒。

2.兄弟，你浑身上下哪里有豆腐是可以吃得下的？看在你的脸上吧。

3.别在这冒充豆福，明明是猪油好吧？

三、你真的认为我会梦见你吗？

1.梦不梦是你的事，但每次梦到我时，我出场费都不能少。

2。但愿别梦见，我最近很忙，没有空去串门。

3.一定不要梦见，万一梦里我去了，然后弄得你怀孕怎么办？（慎用）

四、你再动我试试？

1.还想试一次？感觉真的有那么好吗？

2。你叫动就动啊，起码要先装个可爱的样子给我看。

3。你又不是狗，不会因为动了就咬人。

五、你的想象力真丰富

1.看着你的脸，我能联想到很多东西呢，都比实际生活中丰富多了。

2.is 你太没想象力了，不过没关系，在跟着我一起走的话，你会得到提高的机会。

3其实还可以再丰富点，比如猜猜你的内心颜色。

六、给了你一个机会，就不会再给你机会了

1.Back to DaHuaXiYou经典台词（曾经有一段时间…）

2.opportunity is people give or not? Opportunity is what you fight for.

3好的，那么现在给您一个机会吧。

七、新买的发卡如何？

1.you ask me, I'm really confused, the two things are so good together (指她和发卡) that it affects my judgment.

2.The hair clip itself isn't very attractive, but wearing it makes it look amazing on you; red flowers indeed need green leaves to complement them.

3.As we get closer, your taste improves.

八、女人，我们太熟悉了 不来电

1.only calling strangers sounds like ONS would suit you better.

2.to feel the sensation of being called, just look at my face and reach out towards the door handle with your hand.

3.don't say such things; I keep my phone on 24/7 - you can call anytime.

九/MM: You have a wife.

1.being a little guy has its advantages compared to being a big shot.

2.society needs us to do what we're supposed to do and what we want often aren't the same thing - if loving each other can overcome any obstacles that come our way...

10.if finding someone who makes you feel balanced in life is what'll make you happy, then I'm willing to endure this pain.

11.thank goodness

12.yes...I will grow up to be just like you...then I too will be helpless...

13.but don't worry...you still have time...

14.people's lives are full of unpleasantness ten times out of nine...as long as one adjusts their mindset well enough someday...

13.MM,you read books badly,kick balls badly,sing songs badly..there's nothing good about anything..what made me fall for you?

15.say something wrong and girl friend comments "overbearing"

16.actually overbearing is relative; in harsh women's eyes whatever seems overbearing while in broad-minded women's eyes nothing ever seems overbearing...

17.you should feel honored that I only act overbearingly towards cute girls like yourself...

18.then let me take revenge once...we go somewhere deserted where nobody can see us,you can do some overbearings things against me okay?