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第一个人称的表述：

女生说：你好瘦没有安全感

我回复：所以我以后要多请你吃饭，把你养得胖胖的。

女生说：你可真烦

我回复：从心理角度来看，烦一个人的时候往往是喜欢他的开始。

女生说：感冒了好难受

我回复：怎么搞的这么不会照顾自己，这样会让那个在意你的男人心疼的。

女生继续问：“那个男人啊？”

我回复：“肯定是那个非常在意你的男人。”

女生问：“你在干嘛呢？”

我回复：“看到你在问我干嘛心情就很好。”

女生说：“为什么？”

我回复：“刚拿起手机准备给你发消息，你就问我在干嘛，咱俩太有默契了。”

girl asks if I've eaten.

"要是你亲自下厨的话，我尝一尝也是可以的。"

Girl says, "Maybe you'll get diarrhea if you eat."

"那更好了。" (This is a play on words, as diarrhea can be seen as a way to create an opportunity for her to take care of me.)

Girl asks, "Why?"

"这就可以让你有照顾我的机会了。你这点小心思，我可以看出来了。"

10.Girl dares to chase after me:

1."I like you" becomes: “一直不知道，喜为何物，欢有何由你的出现给了我答案。” (A line from a traditional Chinese poem)

2."Good night" becomes: “山河已暮，时已寝安，虽不同枕但求同梦。” (Another line from a traditional Chinese poem)

3."Good morning" becomes: “晨辉晓露，蔚然醒来，虽未同起但求同心。” (Yet another line from a traditional Chinese poem)

4."I miss you" becomes: “I know you're busy, so just look at the first three characters and that's enough.”

5."No problem at all" becomes: “举手之劳，不必以身相许，你若意孤行，那我也将就了。”

11.When girl asks if I'm there or not:

I reply with humor,"不出意外的话，我都还没死。”

12.When girl asks about my salary:

I say,"5 million less than that, more or less around four million."

13.When girl says I'm handsome:

My response is,"I like people with taste like yours."

14.When girl inquires about whether I am alone or not,

My answer is,”If it were half-a-person who scared you.”

15.When girl expresses happiness at meeting me,

My reply is,”I will make sure your happiness continues.”

16.I share my location with her and ask where she thinks my heart might have gone.

17.I reveal something secret but only tell her face-to-face.

The rewritten text maintains the same tone and style of conversation while using more poetic language and creative expressions throughout the dialogue between the two individuals involved in this chat session online platform QQ for socializing purposes mainly focused on romance interactions such as flirting techniques used by males trying their best efforts towards winning over female companionship via engaging conversations often revolving around mutual interests shared experiences common daily life matters emotions feelings trust building moments playful teasing jokes etcetera thus creating an atmosphere filled love affection care understanding support growth together forever!